In case you have been too busy to notice, we are halfway through the year. I know, right?! I haven't digested fully the behemothic Christmas meal I had last year and now it's June?! Gah!
The biggest event in our calendar for June is of course Father's Day! This year, I've been thinking of ways to surprise (more of shock) the great dads that I know through gifts. Unfortunately, I can no longer surprise my biological father because he is now beyond the clouds. *sniff* Cue in cherub-playing-harp.
Alright, enough with the heavy and onto our unique gift ideas that will surely put a smile to your Fathers faces (i hope) on their big day! Now, when giving gifts, let us think about what the receiver desires and not just what we want for them. Let us consider what they truly want and not just what they need. Let us give them only the best! Please. Here are some of those:
Our Item No. 1 is a succulent cured meat that is well-loved by all men in a guilt-free form (100% fat free...guaranteed!). Presenting the Bacon Tie! Seriously, why do men love bacon so much? Anyhoo, this tie wonder will be an instant hit! Your dad will surely be the talk of the town in no time.
If you're feeling a bit more generous, you can add this Bacon Luggage to go with that über fashionable tie! Yum? ;)
Our main man will surely explode with delight with this multi-pocket 100% cotton Grill Master Barbecue Apron. Check out that wonderful, sincere smile of contentment on the model's face.
My eyebrow waxpert (waxing expert) told me that a lot of older men -50ish to 60ish - have been frequenting their salon for the past 2 years for some down there tweaking. Cleanly deforested a.k.a Brazilian Wax! That info made me cry. Why, oh why? Well, men, like us, are very insecure too! What a cute little way to
heighten, I mean, ease that insecurity with this Fake Muscle Shirt! This shirt has a waistline requirement though. Above 36 inches is pushing it. Just don't.
iGadgets will surely make your Dad's - preferably below 60 years old, cataract-free, Twitter active - skip multiple beats...in a good way. This Beer Bottle Opener iPhone Case is a tech savvy man's dream! Comes in iPhone 4 and 4s too. Beer not included.
The Electric Cruizin Cooler is (hands down) the ultimate Father's Day gift! This, for me, is the pinnacle of all human innovation. *slow clap* It has a top speed of 13mph (practically safe) and comes in electric and gas models. Genius. Add in extra coolers for his beer buddies!
"The debt of gratitude we owe our mother and father goes forward, not backward. What we owe our parents is the bill presented to us by our children."
Do you have a unique Father's Day gift idea to share?
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